Funny Little Story: Shiney new bike

A triathlete was walking around in town one day when his friend, another  triathlete, rode up on an incredible shiny new bike.

The first chap was stunned and asked, "Where did you get such a fantastic bike?"

The friend replied, "Well, yesterday I was out running in the forest just minding my own business when this beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want!"

The first man nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway!"